Comedy Roasts

Our Irish Nun Makes You Behave		The S & M Clown

Book One Now	Have nightmares about Catholic School? Sister Mary Catheter Irish nun gives one Hell of an interactive roast. You give her the facts she’ll turn up the heat on your guest of honor with her jokes, songs and tailor made roast. A big hit for birthdays, bachelorette, or bachelor parties. Schedule her to show up after the stripper. Other characters available created by this spectacular actress/professional comedienne: Mary Mother of God, Baba Wawa, Pat, Anne Robinson, Judge Judy, Leona Hemsley, Sharon Osbourne, Jungle Joan, or made to order!	Book One Now	Complete with thumb cuffs and blind folds, The S & M Clown will dig up all the birthday celebrant’s dirty secrets ahead of time and roast for an unforgettable event. Tickle, poke, and prod, your celebrant for nonstop laughter. She’ll even walk on you with her big shoes! Great for 40^th birthday parties, bachelor parties and more! Perfect also with a drag queen add on!

Mama Luca

Book One Now	She's a huge hit at bridal showers and bachelorette parties! Don't forget to invite her or she may crash anyway and she will be mad! She does a personalized roast and gives out all kinds of timely advice for the bride to be. This actress is a professional stand-up comic and actress who has appeared in Tony And Tina's Wedding, many national commercials, Comedy Central, 30 Rock and more! (See her also on the stand-up page.)

Rent A Schmuck

Book One Now	He’s rude, he’s crude and he wants to date your daughter. Watch him spill drinks on himself, make hilariously inappropriate comments and challenge the homeowner’s wife to a rousing farting contest. The new big thing for adult parties. Not recommended for children’s parties or the faint of heart.