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Our Irish Nun Makes You Behave

 

The S & M Clown

     


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Have nightmares about Catholic School?  Sister Mary Catheter an  Irish nun gives one Hell of an interactive roast. You give her the facts she’ll turn up the heat on your guest of honor with her jokes, songs, and tailor made roast. A big hit for birthdays, bachelorette, or bachelor parties. Schedule her to show up after the stripper.  Other characters available created by this spectacular actress/professional comedienne:  Mary Mother of God, Baba Wawa, Pat, Anne Robinson, Judge Judy, Leona Hemsley, Sharon Osbourne, Jungle Joan, or made to order!

 

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Complete with thumb cuffs and blind folds, The S & M Clown will dig up all the birthday celebrant’s dirty secrets ahead of time and roast for an unforgettable event.  Tickle, poke, and prod, your celebrant for nonstop laughter.  She’ll even walk on you with her big shoes!  Great for 40th birthday parties, bachelor parties and more! Perfect also with a drag queen add on!

 

     

Mama Luca

 

Drag Queen Comedy Roast and Toast

 

   



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She's a huge hit at bridal showers and bachelorette parties! Don't forget to invite her or she may crash anyway and she will be mad! She does a personalized roast and gives out all kinds of timely advice for the bride to be. This actress is a professional stand-up comic and actress who has appeared in Tony And Tina's Wedding, many national commercials, Comedy Central, 30 Rock and more! (See her also on the stand-up page.)

 





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Farrah Moans, our Grand Scale Drag Queen, is a hilarious comedienne who appeals to any man's soft spot. She has been featured on Bravo's Project Runway. This femme fatale can drag the woman out of your man. (Additional costuming provided for celebrant). Farrah will charm and disarm. Ask about other characters and impersonations she does. She is available for comedy roasts and special appearances. Consider booking with the S&M Clown as an opener for a mixture of shock, delight and nonstop laughs! Additional queens available as needed.
 

     

Rent A Schmuck

     

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He’s rude, he’s crude and he wants to date your daughter. Watch him spill drinks on himself, make hilariously inappropriate comments and challenge the homeowner’s wife to a rousing farting contest. The new big thing for adult parties. Not recommended for children’s parties or the faint of heart.    

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